NEWS

Tuesday, August 8th, the Hysterics will be at SpiegelTent opening for Menlo Park.

Check out the updated show calendar for more info on upcomming shows.

Hysterics are so so so so so close to finishing their album it's like a joke. Final overdubs on Potato Famine, What Swallows a Rainbow and Xerxes and nowww it's all mastering in the next week. The tracks on the album are gonna be these ones:

Potato Famine, Mostly Untitled, What Swallows a Rainbow, Uptight Staircas, Radical Chic, Charlie's Infatuation with Magical Moss, Debris, I Don't Know Man, I Played Her Pet Sounds She Showed Me Diff'rent Strokes, You Tell Yourself It's Easy, Ascend Again and Xerxes.

It's gonna be one bammer lammer jammer. Now to find a label to release it on.

Hysterics began as a trim of a dream in early 2004. Oliver Ignatius had been bouncing around righteous rama lama indie rock bands for a year or two and was suddenly bandless. It was his second year at St Ann's school in Brooklyn and Charlie Klarsfeld's first. Oliver and Charlie initially bonded over a shared appreciation of the Mars Volta and guitar playing kinship. After no time at all they became closer than most anyone and decided to form a band based around Oliver's vocal/rhythm guitar and Charlie's lead guitar/vocal. Initially they played with a drummer from New Jersey, almost placing an ad in the paper for a bassist before remembering their school mate and Charlie's friend Josh Barocas. Josh had the hair of a golden god and was also the future of the American bass guitar so he was clearly in. Around that same time they all began to get acquainted with Josh's best friend Geoff Turbeville (the lungs of a giant) and on one stoned sunkissed Thursday realized that they must put two and two together and ask Geoff to drum. They never called the boy from New Jersey again.

The first practise they ever had clicked like nobody's business. They became aware that with each bringing a completely different sensibility they could concoct a stew (a cake!) of pop music twisted by rampant psychedelia. Songs began to fly out of Oliver and Charlie and everything was going swimmingly until-in one fell swoop Charlie was expelled from St Ann's and spent the next few months in various rehabilitations mostly out of the loop. Hysterics rehearsed occasionally but were essentially placed on hiatus. Then at the end of the school year, Geoff was also expelled on trumped up charges. The band was in crisis, even more so when it was learned that Charlie would now be going to school in Putney, Vermont, very very far away. It seemed like the band was over.

BUT! After a miserable summer, the decision was made to regroup and continue in whatever way they could. Charlie would be able to come down on many weekends and the band would diligently rehearse and then get lazy. A fairly miraculous event transpired next of all: JP Connolly, their biology teacher at St Ann's revealed himself to also be the curator of vaunted mp3 blog Music for Robots. He heard a demo of "Mostly Untitled" that Oliver had cut in overdubs during that summer of discontent and put it on the blog. The response was surprising to say the least and Oliver found himself propositioned by MTV for a "You Hear it First" feature. But would Oliver do it without the band? Would he fuck! He refused a solo spot and wham bang Hysterics were on the air.

All this was before they had played their first show. But soon they did, at the Crash Mansion, and spent the next year honing their trade in live shows, improving with every one and gradually recording their first album. Now, in 2006, they are settled men. Charlie lives in a tree in Vermont, pontificating and rationalizing to his heart's content. Oliver stays at home a lot of the time but enjoys popcorn and mastodon battles. Josh is really, really stoned. And Geoff is a superhuman billionaire and will soon be founding the greatest rap label the world has ever seen.

Until then!